this is the extremely entertaining and enjoyable tale about 'How Jørgen got his PA'.

this story takes place in Bergen, a city in Norway. In Bergen, you have to fork out extreme amounts of cash if you want a piercing, and, therefore, Jørgen (a young, handsome man, 18 winters old) finds it more wallet-friendly to do his own piercings. He has at the time writing, 12 piercings, 11 of which is self-inflicted, tounge being the exception.

one dark and rainy day, Jørgen is sitting in an office, where he is 'surfing the net'. He is looking through BME now, his favourite site of all time. suddenly and all of a sudden, he finds himself in the 'penile' section of the pages, more specifically the PA- (Prince Albert) pages. Lately, Jørgen has given this piercing a lot of thought, and as he reads the experiences and browses through the images (using his remarkable password given to him by the very kind Shannon) (thanks, btw), he wants a piercing like this. As he arrives at home, he quickly runs down, into his room, where he prepares the neccessary tools. this (as Jørgen is not exactly a professional) includes a sterile 14g needle (yeah, yeah.. cheese-cutter and all.. I'm not with someone, so sex is not that frequent.. besides, I've got plenty of large-gauge rings..), boiled 14g CBR, cork and some toilet-paper to wipe up the blood (as it supposedly would bleed a lot). so, he dropped his pants, used a nice marker to mark (gee! :) the spot where the needle should emerge. now, Jørgen hadn't done a piercing like this before (only his frenum, but that's not that hard to do), so he heard that a q-tip should do as an 'insertion taper' (*snigger*). therefore, he found a clean q-tip, dipped it in some cream, and pushed it into the urethra and cut off the top part. there. a makeshift insertion taper.

then, he opened the sterile package containing the sterile needle, inserted it in the q-tip, and held the cork on the underside. and pushed.

(insert suffocated scream here)

ouch! fuck! it emerged to close to the peeing-hole. to shallow to keep. fuck, fuck. and the blood!! yaargh! Jørgen quickly removed all the piercing-stuff from his dick, and held the wounded thing over the sink, where it pumped gallon after gallon of blood. after 10 minutes or so, the bleeding subsided, so it was time for another try. this time from the inside and out.

opening a new needle-package, Jørgen used the plastic-sheath from the needle to measure up where the needle should go through. that done, he inserted the needle in the sheath, pressed the cork toward it, and pushed! another time.

bah.. no pain this time.

so, with that done, he pulled out the needle, inserted the ring into the sheath, and pulled it through. ta da! a spanking new piercing. knowing what to expect, Jørgen heaved his 'thing' into the sink, so it could bleed the little that was left in his body. after that, he popped into the shower, took a piss (which stung! like hell), and wrapped everything up in tissues and a nice glove.

the next day, a beautiful young female asked what the bump in his pants were, and as he showed her, she was immediately bewitched by the snazzy-looking ring, and they got married and had a lot of intense sex and all.. lived happily the rest of their days, blah, blah..

photos will be up as soon as everything doesn't look bloody and bloated. look for the nice black/white photos with the spiffy 'psilocybe'-signature.